New Jokes

From Shannon (USA)

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

New Jokes

From Collier (USA)

What did the Hat say to the Tie? "You go up to the top ill hang around here.

Knock Knock. Who is there? Boo. Boo who? Its just a joke don't cry.

Knock Knock. Who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

Mickey Award by Maddy d.  

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Chris S.

           Mootopia by John C.

Bethlehem Central Middle School: USA 

We just finished studying some of the Greek creation myths.  I challenged my students to imagine what I would look like if I defeated Zeus and became the ruler of the universe.

Liz H.

Ali C.

Amanda S.

Calum D.

Gloria S.

Kyle W.

Lauren L.

Max K.

Patrick J

Hilton H.